the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
When people say my OTP isn't real.
Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. Accurate.
How do I get her job?
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz '-- a lot has changed over the years
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
thetopher: mister-comedy: this will never get old.
My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.
barackobama: iluisindustries: the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon! Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.